Yo mama jokes 3

"Yo Mama Jokes 3"

Yo mama's so fat her nickname is DAMN

Yo mama's so fat she has her own area code and street name

Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets

Yo mama' s so ugly she makes blind children cry

Yo mama's so ugly her reflection quit

Yo mama' so ugly when she looks in a mirror it breaks

Yo mama's so ugly you put her in the kennel when you go on vacation

Yo mama' s so ugly when she gets up the sun goes down

Yo mama's so ugly she uses her face for birth control

Yo mama's so ugly her pillow cries at night

Yo mama's so ugly when someone says take out the trash, they take her out

Yo mama's so fat her drivers lisence picture says "contiuned other side"

Yo mama's so fat all the restraunts have signs that say "240 persons or yo mama"

Yo mama' s so fat they had to change one size fits all to one size fits most

Yo mama's so fat she wears two watches one for each time zone

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on the scale it says " one at a time please"

Yo mama's so fat she whore a yellow rain jacket and people yelled TAXI

Yo mama's so fat her belt size is titled Equator

Yo mama's so fat when she was in the ocean another boat came by and yelled "SINKING SHIP!!"

Yo mama's so fat/stupid when she got hit by a train she said "who threw that rock?"

Yo mama's so fat/stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled "STOP THAT TWINKE!!

Yo mama's so fat when she went to Japan everyone screamed "Godzilla!!"

Yo mama's so old she delivered Jesus

Yo mama's so old she drove a charriot to high school

Yo mama's so old she's got hyroglipics on her drivers lisence

Yo mama's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her

Yo mama's so stupid she eats food stamps

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama's so stupid she took a fish out of water because she thought it was drowning

Yo mama' s so stupid she went on Jeporady and lost to George W. Bush

Yo mama's so poor when someone rings the doorbell she sticks her head out the window and yells DING!

Yo mama's so poor she can't even pay attention

Yo mama's so poor robbers break in and leave money